A few weeks ago, I was driving on the 101, and I saw yet another Mercedes Benz. The passenger in the front seat was waving a fat wad of cash out the window. My first thought was literally, "Ooo, maybe I can catch up to them and grab it with no consequence." Just speed up a little and yoink! That's what it's come to. Of course I came to my senses and realized, hey, maybe they're in a gang and have a gun and are baiting me in order to shoot me. Because that makes sense, right? That's how gangs work, right?
Then I relaxed and just watched the flapping wad of cash drive away from me. It was the equivalent of a single person walking around a park and seeing nothing but couples kissing and holding hands - especially an elderly couple kissing and holding hands. That's always the clincher. Next time, I hope I get to chase a 20 dollar bill on a fishing line.
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